my favourite thing about history is how everyone tries to invade russia but are somehow caught off guard by the russian winter
in soviet russia country fight for you
Wow, this nails it.
*steps in something wet* *screams for 34 years*
*steps in something wet while wearing just socks* *screams for 68 years*
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walk everywhere like you’re about to board your jaeger
*sees attractive boy*
*does the breathing in bit from radioactive by imagine dragons*
*snaps fingers in a dragon formation*